Got your OBAMA SHOES?

by Matthew Walker

So I bought myself some fine Obama Shoes (many styles available), which I will wear Inauguration Day and will throw at my television if it shows the previous President instead of our new, highly-improved President.

OBAMA SHOES

Our new President-elect got my vote (and campaign money), not because he’s black or African-American or even because he can pronounce “nuclear” instead of “nukular,” but because Obama’s got game. Even before Inauguration Day 2009, Obama had appointed an experienced, forwarding-thinking, multi-cultural, bi-partisan Cabinet capable of managing and rebuilding America’s economy and role in the world. But this former Senator from Illinois can also do fast breaks and layups, and his favorite team has been the Chicago Bulls.

Obama is one of the smartest, most clear-headed intellectuals and leaders on the scene. Before George W. Bush and the Dick Cheney invaded and occupied Iraq (which had no Al Qaeda terrorists but has tons of OIL), Senator Obama voted against the invasion. After Bush’s Iraqatastrophe eventually failed and also bombed America’s reputation in world politics, only then did American politicians who had supported the invasion realize their mistake and express “regrets.” While Bush bombed the U.S. economy, presidential-candidate Obama had an economic plan to protect American jobs and homes, and to regulate against the fraud and greed which destroyed ENRON, Lehman Brothers, most of Wall Street, and much of the world economy. Goodbye, George.

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